Friday, January 31, 2014
And not just any prison, I would be finding myself within the walls of the Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia, PA. This is an institution that was the first of its kind; was one of the most expensive public works project in the US at the time of its construction; has been featured on practically every-Paranormal type program there is (ie. Ghost Hunters, Ghost Adventures, Most Haunted Live- and who knew ghosts were such hams?)and has served as the setting for both the Dead Milkmen's "Punk Rock Girl" video and Brad Pitt's twitchy lunacy in Twelve Monkeys.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
But so far, this month has been a different story. I have gone to exactly two places. The first, Des Moines, Iowa managed to spectacularly destroy my "avoid the winter of 2013/14" plans. It was something-below-zero degrees. I don't remember the exact temperature but it doesn't matter. Anything below zero is uninhabitable and anyone that thinks otherwise is nuts. I chose to protest these inhumane conditions by following the path of activists and freedom fighters throughout history. That is, if their protest took the form of ordering room service and catching up on Netflix. This approach kept me warm but it didn't exactly make for a scintillating blog post.