Thursday, October 2, 2014
1. The hotel we stay at is a menagerie of death. They have every creature, big and small, all with one thing in common: they are dead and stuffed on the walls. I know this is what passes for decor in that part of the world but it is still disgusting and walking in that lobby pisses me off every time.
2. When I think of Alaska, I think of Anchorage, Ketchikan, Seward...places with beautiful expansive water views. Fairbanks is smack in the middle of the state and other than a river or two, has no water view to speak of. You will see no whales in Fairbanks.
3. Years back, a group of us rented a car at the Fairbanks airport. I asked the guy at the agency if there was a chance that we would see moose. His response: "You can't miss them. They are everywhere." Well, guess what. We did and they weren't. This cemented in my mind the fact that all the people of Fairbanks are big fat liars.