Monday, June 27, 2016
So I look it up: Pellston, Michigan. Nope, still means nothing. More investigation reveals that it is near Mackinaw City. That is now two places I have never heard of. This is where you go to take the ferry to go Mackinac Island. By this point, I am wondering if I am being trolled? Are these real places? And if so, why didn't they pick one spelling for this Mackinaw/ Mackinac place and stick with it? What Northern Michigan fuckery is this?
Saturday, June 18, 2016
Swimming with shurtles? What the hell is a shurtle, you ask? Well, I'll tell you. Swimming with shurtles is simply the trendiest new multi-island activity. It's quite simple, really. Famed nightlife and travel guru, Stefon, describes it thusly: It is when you have been in Barbados on a cruise and then a year later, you return there for work. By virtue of having already been there, you already have the contact info for super cool man-about-town, Neville of Swimmin Wid Nevil fame.